Sunday, July 11, 2004
11:14 PM
I propose a test. We take two groups of people. The first group we call the 'slappees' and the second group we call the 'slappers'. These people won't necessarily be volunteers but I hope to arrange it so they won't have a choice. Then we release the bees. The job of the slappers will be to slap the bees that land on the slappees. THIS IS IMPORTANT SCIENCE. I need to know the statistics involved with bee stings resulting from bees being slapped while they're on someone. You know: when a bee lands on someone and someone else slaps it. I need to know who ends up getting stung more often. This research will benefit mankind tremendously. Now I just need to start 'acquiring' the volunteers. Shouldn't be too difficult. Does anyone know where I can rent unmarked white vans from?
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you'd need the slappees group to be unaware of what was going on on account of bees can smell pheromones and human fear pheromones might enrage or deter the bees the results. also you should do a similar study involving africanized honey bees (ahb's) on account of PEOPLE WILL DIE.
# posted by
cat :
11:37 PM
"enrage or deter the bees AND AFFECT the results"
i fail at english.
# posted by
cat :
11:38 PM
For this to be properly scientific I'll also need a third group: a control group. We'll need this group to compare the test results against. This group will just slap each other.
# posted by
Oates :
11:40 PM
Funniest, post, ever. I bet you weren't even trying :)
What i want to know is if the slapper misses the bee, who does the bee sting first? the guy trying to kill? Or the guys face it is sitting on?
# posted by
serp :
11:35 AM
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