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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
12:25 AM
That part in the Matrix, right? That part everyone remembers where the goggle-eyed bald kid with the conspicuous Australian accent tells Keanu 'there is no spoon' and the damned thing melts in his hand? That part? Keanu should have looked the kid in the eye stunned then said:
"It's so obvious now! Everything is an illusion. This spoon is an illusion and thus it must bend to my will. But wait! My will is also an illusion! The only way to escape this nightmare experience must be to deny it as you have denied this spoon!"
At that point he should have crushed the bald kid's head with his hands and spent the rest of the film and the sequels next to the corpse drooling. To make it more interesting the Oracle could fuss around in the background, make some fritata and complain about how her shoes are too small.

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