Sunday, May 14, 2006
10:29 PM
Not only do I know things, I also wonder things. One of the things I wonder is this:
What happens when the Pope has a wet dream? I'm pretty sure he doesn't masturbate because he's got no one to confess to. And I know for sure he doesn't have sex because someone of that rank and station would never be so corrupt!
So what happens when he gets a bit backed up and starts dreaming about some billboard featuring a super model all making cooing noises and touching his papal naughty bits? Are there specific ceremonies and rituals involved with purifying the papal bed? Does he have to go off and bathe and whip himself until he feels all better? And what happens to his most holy semen? Does it get washed away? Or preserved as a respository of sacred DNA?
Seriously. What happens when the Pope gets off?
What happens when the Pope has a wet dream? I'm pretty sure he doesn't masturbate because he's got no one to confess to. And I know for sure he doesn't have sex because someone of that rank and station would never be so corrupt!
So what happens when he gets a bit backed up and starts dreaming about some billboard featuring a super model all making cooing noises and touching his papal naughty bits? Are there specific ceremonies and rituals involved with purifying the papal bed? Does he have to go off and bathe and whip himself until he feels all better? And what happens to his most holy semen? Does it get washed away? Or preserved as a respository of sacred DNA?
Seriously. What happens when the Pope gets off?
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This is a question on par with "what did God do before he created the universe?"
# posted by
shrike :
6:50 PM
But we know the answer to that one:
'Time is a function of Universe, therefore there is no 'before' before the Universe existed so we must assume God did whatever the goddamn hell it wanted'
# posted by
Oates :
7:06 PM
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