Blah blah blah I'm a barista. I make coffee for the toffee nosed and they joke with me like I were one of them. I take thier money and make the funny and get thier order and get them out the door and wait for more to come in and take thier place. I make the smiley face and race to do the things they want me to do under budget and if I can't the others fudge it because it's more expensive to hire someone than it is important to fire someone for snarling and swearing and losing two dollars.