Right, the part I hate most about applying for jobs is the cover letter. I joked to the guys the other day that I should just use one sentence: 'HIRE ME, I AM THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS!'
I'm not gonna do that, but I am going to turn it into a game of how outrageous I can make my bullshit. In my defence, playing this shit straight hasn't gotten me a job, so I might as well do something fun with it.