I was in Geelong today and I gotta say that Geelong is a whole lot of ugly. Honestly. I didn't know they still made tracksuit pants in such large quantities. I think maybe the town's suffering from a polyester overdose. Because that's what it is. I live in a city. I know what one looks like. You don't walk down the main street of a city and suddenly end up in the goddamn bush or something. Fuck Geelong. Fuck bogans. Man these pants are itching. I'd better take them off.