So I'm looking at the user reviews on Amazon of this crappy book and I... I just don't get what the fuck is wrong with people. This book isn't an enjoyable read. It's a shitcan some author's created under contract. There's no dimension of it that could be considered pleasurable. And this isn't me being mister literary critic, either. It doesn't even have the popcorn value that say, the Necroscope series has. The characters suck, the plot sucks and prose runs around the room biting you on the ass. It's that fucking bad.
Fuck it. I'm not finishing the fucking thing. I've lied to my folks about more important things.