With the intellect of half a normal man, I am... IDIOTMAN! Saving under-control situations from being completed easily, forgetting simple tasks and remembering them only after they needed to be done, drooling, accidently biting himself and walking around with his fly undone for days at a time, I, IDIOTMAN, serve to make any normal person feel like a superhero!
I wish I'd fucking stop leaving shit at home that I need at Uni, though.