Tennis players shit me. All 'look at me! I'm playing tennis!' That pisses me right off. With the winnings of one professional tournament I could comfortably live the rest of my life. Yet they think that because they can hit a ball back and forth they're the shit. But they aren't the best tennis players. No. They're the best people who've been in the right place at the right time to recieve the right training to become the best available tennis players. How many people have lived out thier lives as accountants, miners, criminals and slackers that could have been the greatest tennis player alive had they gotten the same start as some big name fucker getting millions in endorsements every year. Not everyone's played tennis. Not everyone's recieved the basic theory it takes to become a tennis player.
Fucken tennis players. Think they're so big and tough. I'll show them.