They just had that clip of Joe Cocker singing 'with a little help from my friends' at Woodstock on the television. I wonder how many future generations with watch that and think 'sounds impressive, but what the hell is he on about?' And that t shirt he's wearing just looks plain awful. The big pink patches of tie dye look like massive, weeping sores. Maybe that's why he needs help. He's dying from gigantic anomalous surface tissue ulcers. Would explain why he can't stand up straight, too.