So how you doing? I'm a success. I got my photo in the local paper again. I'm holding a beer and shouting at someone out of frame, it looks like. I'm unshaven and wearing grotty clothes. It's promotional stuff for the play that's coming up in June, of course. The paper runs it for free because they're glad to have something to report on that isn't some bullshit about bulls.
Grandma saw the photo and she didn't like the fact I had a beer in my hand. Even though I don't drink anymore (how's that for successful, huh? betcha I still die from either cancer or heart disease, though) she protested that it looks like I'm drinking. If she says anything about it to me I'll just tell her it's none of her business. If I'm lucky that'll stop her from talking to me forever.