My toothbrush looks too much like my brother's. This is a bad thing. A very bad thing. Jason brushes his teeth about once a month and in the interim sports this yellow and black crust over them. It makes me feel sick writing about it. With the brushes being similar there are two possibilities. Firstly: I could accidently grab his brush and mindlessly jam it into my mouth and start scrubbing away without realising I'm smearing nicotene and crud all over the inside of my mouth. Secondly: he could come home drunk and stoned one night and realise that he's a hideous freak and try to do something about it, starting with his teeth and my accidently grabbed toothbrush. I so don't need either of these things to happen.