My grandma came around for her usual weekend visit this afternoon. I'd just gotten outta bed and was wandering around all seedy from sleep. She's always been a fan of short hair on men. It's something to do with being a stupid old cow, I think.
She looks up at me and goes 'your hair looks nice' and decides she's gunna run her hands through it. I hadn't really washed it for a few days, mainly outta laziness, so it had that nice, coarse, greasy feel to it. I could see her face turn to disgust as she did it, but she didn't pull her hand away or say anything.