Sitting here feeding my brain commands in the hope it'll act on some of them. 'Stand up', 'go to the door', 'Christ you smell, change your clothes'. That last command's got a condition on it that says 'only after showering'. 'Get some food', 'get some coffee', 'clean your damn room, you pig'. Then there are the things I know it can't possibly do. My brain doesn't have the libraries or the modules to support 'make it easier to see,' and 'stop hurting, you dumbarse'.