My parents are journying to Heywood this afternoon, and they'll be bringing me back my birthday card from Nat. They're under strict orders that if they can't return with it, they're to take thier own lives. I think they understood what I meant.
Me and Mum had a discussion the other day and we decided Grandma's a mean-hearted old bitch. She's one of those people who have nothing nice to say about anything, and goes out of her way to piss people off. It's especially aggravating when she does it to people who're trying to help her. I'm not absolutely certain she's lost this birthday card on purpose, but I can bet she thinks it's funny that it can't be found.