Meanwhile, I've been playing Warcraft III again. This time random team, instead of one on one. Random team is craziness. The automated match making selects a partner for you and picks your opponents. These are people you've never seen before and never will again. You then proceed to build the biggest possible army and hurl them at your opponents before they hurl thiers at you. It's insanity.
In one game my partner was getting over run, so he quit, leaving me to control both bases. I somehow managed to do so and won, beating two guys by myself. I crowed when one of them left, and I continued on to crush the remainder.
Another game, I was messing around and charged my trees down to attack one of the opponents. My partner got angry at that and decided to call me names while attacking me. It was fun being all nice to him and stuff while he was being dumb. I gave him all my money and everything and he just swore a lot.
Overall, random teams is a lot less stressful than playing one on ones. More fun. More chaos.