Ladies and Gentlemen! I have the solution! I know how we can stop the war! We get Paul McCartney to write a song about how war is bad. And then get him to to walk around the White House singing it. Then everyone will be too busy dancing and singing and clapping and smiling and being happy to be bothered to bomb thousands of starving, poor, defenceless Iraqi children.
Fucking hell. Everyone's getting uptight now. What about the last decade of aggression?