So what're you doing now, Michael? Why, I'm studying databases, of course. Reading about it right from the book. It's all there. Okay, why're you doing that for, Michael? Because I want to have a successful application to Monash Uni, that's why. And get out of this miserable fucking shithole of a town. Aren't you being just a little unfair there, Michael? Why don't you come live here then, mister fucking smarty-pants? I do, Michael. Remember? I'm you. Hell, you're typing this right now while imagining a dopey voice in your head. Oh... yeah.