So, like, I'm sitting here naked and blogging. Blogging and naked. I really hope neither of my parents display thier usual stupid habit of walking in here without knocking. I suspect they may actually think I don't have genitals, on account of them never using thiers. The worst thing is that if it did happen it'd only shock them into being careful for a week or so. Animals kept in cages and given electric shocks respond better to torture than these two do.