The town I'm in right now is entirely populated by women. Charlton Heston needs to ride into town and declare that men are equal to women, or even better. And that the food we're eating is where all the men have gone. Then he can jump off something high and die so we can steal his blood to save the human race from the mutants. Then we'll all run away from Carousel because we're all getting way old.
Charlton Heston wasn't in Logan's Run, but he should've been.