They were talking to me this morning while I was trying to put together the goddamn wine rack. They told me that they couldn't remember if I liked Stephen King or, and they always pause when they say this so I say 'Dean Koontz' then Mum yells out 'Koonz!' right after me. Nevermind that I the only books from either author I've read in the last 7 years have been bought for me by Mum and Dad. But I really can't expect them to know what to get me.
Anyway, they told me that they were gunna buy me another Stephen King book, but the woman in the bookstore had told them it was the last of a series of four, so they got The Dreamcatcher instead. I wish they fuckingwell hadda got the other, because it was probably a Dark Tower book, and of all the shit King's done, I dig that shit the most.