I am totally better than you. And totally better than anything she's ever had in her life. Yet here I am, off my face and alone. I think I better change my priorties. Like, make EVERYFUCKINGTHING silicon based. Fuck everything else. It's not like I need anything more than that. And anyone who says otherwise can go suck themselves off. Like the giant poster of Dennis Napthine that is now hanging in the kitchen. Too funny to keep to myself. I wonder what the sober people will think later.