So I'm in my room with the television on me on SBS. I have it on for noise when I'm using the computer. The voices speaking languages I don't understand are comforting in a way that really small children can relate to.
I get up for a glass of water. Mum and Dad are getting ready for bed, so most of the lights are off and they're moving around up thier end of the house. I think to myself that yeah, they'll be coming down to annoy me in a few minutes to say goodnight.
I get back in my room and there's a coupla naked bodies on the screen. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I can hear dad shuffling into the kitchen behind me. So I quickly put the glass down and jump across the bed and turn the TV off.
I dunno where Dad was going, but he wasn't coming in here. Oh well.