I can't sleep and I'm hearing phantom ICQ noises. I don't have speakers for the PC other than the pair of headphones that hang from one of the desk's handles unless I'm playing a game. I'll be sitting here like a good little citizen minding my own business when I'll think I'm hearing an 'uhoh' noise. And I think 'oh! somebody LOVES me!'
But then I'll look and see there's no message waiting for me in the system tray. No one loves me. Sniffle.