Fish. I mean: fuck. No, I'm pretty sure I meant fish. Whatever. I'm so hung over. Got massively pissed last night with my brother. He's a lad. We went out on the town and annoyed people with our staggering and slurring.
See, the thing a lot of people don't realise is that drinking's a fucking competition. The aim is to drink the most alcohol without appearing drunk. If you lose, the winners get to treat you like shit, threaten you and generally demean you.
I think I hit my shin on something on the way home. I have this suspisciously round scab on my leg, which makes me curious to just what I ran into.