After this play is done I'm retreating to the Island of the Nerds. It's a special place, where everyone is technology obsessed and no one ever looks someone else in the eye. There's free caffiene whenever you want it and all nutrition is taken care of by these tasty health bars that they give out for free. Oh yeah. And computers with decent internet connections all over the place.
I just can't handle this 'normal life' crap.