When I went into town this morning with mum to do the normal human stuff we ran into my auntie. My auntie's a bit dumb and one of my friends has admitted to being scared of her because she's just that scary. We told her we couldn't stop and talk so she starts wandering up the street and talking to us. So me and mum started walking faster than her. She eventually sat on a bench and kept talking while we walked off. It was really odd now I think of it, and kinda cruel. But she doesn't like me anyway, because I've never had any time for her ill-formed opinions and her rambling. What she was talking about was my uncle's visit to the family court tomorrow to decide how much money and assets he gets after the divorce. My auntie has been through her own divorce, so is a qualified expert on all facets of the subject or something. She was telling Mum that she wouldn't be able to make it. Which makes me feel glad for my uncle.