Got a haircut. First one in about three years. Maybe even longer. I let it all grow out after I left school and I've cut it myself ever since. The thing is, the girl who cut it did an awful job. It looks like I have mange. There's bits missing and none of the lines are straight or even. I can say with confidence that I have given myself better haircuts than this qualified professional did. But I wasn't going to tell her that she was doing it wrong. Some people just can't handle criticism, and I'm not going to gamble on someone who has potentially lethal items in thier hands.