So I spray my room with poison. See, I have a problem with spiders. I've squashed three of them in here in a short space of time, like a week or something. I have dreams about spiders. I hallucinate spiders sometimes when I'm really drunk. Not that that has anything to do with poison. Now I'm sitting in my freshly poisoned room hoping the lightheadedness is because of the hangover and not the fumes from the surface spray. But I fucking hate those spiders.