They had the second round of auditions for the play tonight. I didn't go, but my brother went. Sounded pretty interesting. Firstly, I might be playing someone different. An arty, socialist wanker who steals the main character's girlfriend. Shouldn't be too hard for me to manage. Apparently they had this guy there reading for a couple of the parts. He read one with a cliched gay lisp, and when he was told not to, he cracked the shits, threw the script and walked out telling them to find someone else. Actors, huh?