I bought a big bag of M&Ms in town. I was waiting in line at the checkouts in the supermarket. The checkout operators were talking about things, some problem or something, and the line was held up. I look down and there's these big bags of M&Ms perfectly placed for children to notice and say 'Mummy, buy me one.' Of course, the child in my head notices them and also notices all the money I've just taken out of the bank. Stupid child. Now I feel sick because the child's also a greedy little bastard who doesn't know when to stop eating.