Christ. I hide from most of my strange and fucked up extended family. On my Dad's side there's Aunty Phil and Uncle Wayne. They live out in the bush somewhere. They have a loser kid, like me. She's going through the welfare system quite well. I'm almost proud of her. They live in run down, insect and rodent infested house. Uncle Wayne works stores at the hospital, lucky bastard. He owns ten cars, only one of which works and most of the rest are overgrown and inaccessable. He also has the largest collection of porn in the district.