I'm awake and procratinating. I sometimes think I procrastinate too much. Like that Greenday song. Longview. I smell and I'm losing weight too much. And... and... and... I can't continue. How come I can't get away from the procrastinate/masturbate joke? It's not funny at all. They used to use it in 80s sitcoms, forfucksake. My New Year's resolution (last new years, not the one coming because I can't fucking wait that long) is to not make jokes that rely on the tenuous connection between the words 'procratinate' and 'masturbate'.