You know what I like more than ASCII games? Beer. You know what's better than beer? Beer AND ASCII games. I pullled too many faces in the mirror and it pinched a nerve in my face and sometimes when I'm doing nothing in particular the goddamn pinched nerve decides to fire and my face end up in this hideous grin. And when that happens I think 'man... I wish I'd never pulled so many faces in the mirror. AH FUCK! AH FUCK! MY FACE HAS A MIND OF IT"S OWN'. Did I mention that I like beer?