In the words of the immortals: peen. I looked in the mirror yesterday after I had a shower and noticed that my eyes are the same bluey-grey that stubble turns the skin on my face and scalp. I have a color co-ordinated head. I decided to take it further by putting on a skivvy that was the same color. This was before I went out to buy Red Bull and got helped by an old lady. And after I tried but failed sleeping.