I'm going to write a book called 'Dolphins are Arseholes.' It's going to be about this dolphin who goes around beating people up and raping women and doing drugs. And he gets taken to this rehabilitation centre. Actually, I'll just get a copy of 'A Clockwork Orange' and rewrite a dolphin in as a main character. And instead of the various slang terms in it, I'll just write dolphin noises.