Sometimes I wish my hair was curly. Then I could let it grow. The way it is now it gets to a certain length then does this curly-bouncy thing that makes me look totally stupid, like I did for about 7 years. The way it goes now I can't even get the eighties metal fan look. Or maybe if I washed it less, I dunno. I think I might shave it all off again soon and start calling myself 'mister prick' or something similarly clever.