Just ate a packet of chips and I feel sick. Need more coffee. I'd have had toast but we're out of bread. I've been told that the best thing for a hangover is hot chips and gravy. Pity there's nowhere open here. I think we need a '24hr Michael Store' that's open all the time and serves my weird-arse needs. Like, I want a slurpee, they are open and have the machine going. Or I want those sandwiches I used to eat from the 7-11 in Yarraville, they have them and the sandwiches aren't stale. And they sell cool magazines and alchohol and pirated computer software and pizza and chips and gravy at all hours. Does such a place exist?