Nearly tea time. Got a big leg of roast lamb mum's been cooking drunkenly for the past few hours. Her and Dad were having a fight before about how they're not going to go to the family christmas party if its outside because flies are crap. Puzzling thing is, they were agreeing with each other, yet they were still yelling. I don't get it. Another thing: my brother didn't snore last night. I think he might've been stoned rather than drunk.