I'm beginning to suspect my cat isn't an animal, but rather some form of demon or curse. It spends a good amount of time each day, like six hours, whining at me to feed it. If I'm not here, it shuts up. It's the same noise over and over and over. I have to lock it up somewhere to shut it up, but it still scratches at the door. I hate it. It's sitting under the table now washing itself and biding its time. I know it is. I'm not being paranoid. It's driving me crazy. Along with the internet connection being crappy lately, I'm losing my mind. Well, whatever I had left.