I wanna round up all these successful young novellists, the ones that had books published when they were sixteen or seventeen or whatever. Fuck, even go back in time and get Rimbaud. Anyone who was successful with the written word at an age younger than I am. And once I have them rounded up, I'm going to chase them around kicking them in the arse screaming 'You Fuckers! How come you're better than me?'. Then maybe I'll feel better.