Good thing I'm in a good mood. The monitor's playing up. There's a series of LEDs along the front that light up when you adjust various screen properties. I spilt some coffee on the keyboard and the front of the monitor before, and now the LEDs keep lighting up in series. If I was in a bad mood, it's the kind of thing that'd freak me out. Just have to wait for the contact behind the select button to dry up, I guess.