transcript of a 'conversation' with cat... I'm dull day... cat: (1:59 AM) i'm going to have my head after i get a place. well, not really shave.. clipper it short, and leave to long bits at the front. dull day: (1:59 AM) I look like a cancer patient cat: (2:00 AM) you should go around telling everyone that you are a cancer patient. dull day: (2:01 AM) I think I might cat: (2:02 AM) say 'i have cancer' and when someone says 'oh, what sort of cancer' you can say... cat: (2:02 AM) WANG CANCER! $#!# AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH!#!@! GARBLEGARBLE! FUTT! WANGCANCERWANGCANCER!!## cat: (2:03 AM) then punch them in the back of the head